Ryobi 4V Cordless Taser

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RYOBI 4V cordless taser

In a shocking move that is sure to make their competitorsโ€™ hair stand on end, power tool company Ryobi has announced their latest productโ€”a 4V lithium-ion battery-powered cordless taser.

The handheld ZapMaster is perfect for self-defense, home security, and even light yard work. โ€œWe know that our customers are looking for versatile tools they can use for a variety of tasks,โ€ said Ryobi spokesperson, John Galvanic. โ€œThe ZapMaster fits the bill perfectly.โ€

The Ryobi cordless taser can deliver a powerful electric shock to stun even the largest of attackers. It also comes equipped with a built-in LED flashlight and two USB-C charging ports for added convenience. โ€œItโ€™s like having a mini stun gun in your pocket,โ€ said Galvanic. โ€œAnd the best part is, you can recharge it just like any other Ryobi battery-powered tool.โ€

Ryobi ZAPmaster 4V taser

The Ryobi ZapMaster has already received some early criticism, with some experts questioning the safety and legality of a handheld cordless taser. โ€œItโ€™s a slippery slope when power tool companies start branching out into self-defense products,โ€ said legal analyst, Kate Volt. โ€œThere are serious liability and legal issues that need to be considered.โ€

Despite the concerns, Ryobi remains bullish about the ZapMasterโ€™s prospects. โ€œWe think itโ€™s going to be a real shock to the industry,โ€ said Galvanic. โ€œPun intended.โ€

The ZapMaster hits stores later this year with several models targeting both consumers and professionals. The entry-level model carries a suggested retail price starting at $229.99. Whether it catches on with consumers remains to be seen. One thing is for sureโ€”Ryobi is certainly charging up the competition with their latest invention.

For more information about the Ryobi 4V cordless taser, click here.

Post April Fools Note: Itโ€™s not every day that we receive feedback from a manufacturer regarding one of our annual โ€œprank postsโ€, but this year we did. Axon Enterprise, Inc. (formerly TASER International, Inc.) sent one of the nicest, most complimentary emails weโ€™ve received in recent memory regarding improper use of a term or trademark.

In response, we wanted to honor them by communicating some of what they wrote us. First and foremostโ€”as MANY of our readers pointed outโ€”the above fictional device is most definitely NOT a Taser. In fact, the mechanism is entirely incorrect, making it more of a stun gun.

Axon correctly pointed out the rampant brand confusion surrounding the word TASER (similar to what we see with the Milwaukee SawZall and the Speedsquare). For those interested, โ€œTASERโ€ is a trademark and brand of energy weapons owned by Axon and not a type of weapon, nor the generic word for a stun gun or other stun device. (Itโ€™s also not a verb, as in โ€œDonโ€™t tase me, bro!โ€œ)

The company got its start in 1993 when Axon founder Rick Smith launched the first TASER device, the Air TASER. Along with the product came a mission: to Protect Life by making the bullet obsolete. In the ensuing decades, Axon has released over twenty models of its TASER-brand energy weapons in the US and across the globe. Their newest model, the TASER 10, was just announced and released in January. Used primarily by law enforcement and security around the world, by one estimate, TASER energy weapons have been used to save more than 280,000 lives.

Axon actually prefers that its TASER-brand devices are generically referred to as โ€œenergy weapons.โ€ Learn more about the Taser brand here.

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